Funny keychain with holder, multiple choices

All keychain/bag chain are only made by me with love and patience

Description:
Circle shaped resin with sarcastic saying, with a gorgeous shiny background
Black chapstick/lipstick holder so you will always have it with you
A colorful cloth flower dangling off the chain.
Saying:
- Don't forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer
- I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow
- Being a functional adult everyday seems a little bit excessive
-This is Jim, Jim minds his own business. Be like Jim
- The fact that my entire body cracks like a glow stick when I move and yet refuses to actually glow is disappointing

- Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come 

Give yourself and someone else a laugh.
Great for door prize at your next get together.

If the picture just shows a keychain, don't be scared, it will come with the ChapStick holder and flower. Just more options for you to pick from.